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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."
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"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."
"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""
"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Closeau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."
"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."
"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."