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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"I too found a safe at work and tried opening it... Bank security guard fired at me and police arrested me. It was not safe for me."

"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"

"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."

"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"Match dot com, but for socks."