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"What did people call Putin after he lost an arm? Amputin"
"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."
"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"
"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."
"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."
"In order to make a Caesar salad, fill a bowl with regular salad... ... Then stab the fucker."