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Joke of the Day
"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"
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"A man once became addicted to cocaine from foreign countries. He spent all his money to travel and sample the evil drug in all parts of the world. Thankfully, he stopped once he hit the Finnish line."
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
"What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov? The Lottery Line"
"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."
"(starts to scramble eggs) ""THESE YOLKS WON'T BREAK! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!"" (.0008 seconds later) ""Oh, ok."""
"My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything."
"What do you call a open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment. Potpourri. Sorry :P Boss told me this yesterday."