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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't go out. I forgot to charge my phone halfway though the day."
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"That's pretty cool that Mary Shelley wrote Heidi Montag's biography before she was even born. #Frankenstien"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""
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"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"
"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."
"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"
"I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby..."
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."