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Joke of the Day
"I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby..."
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"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"
"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."
"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"
"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."
"I got a new clock at IED.com"
"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"How long is a Chinese name."