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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."
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"I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2003."
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"Hello sir. Your toddler called me a 'stinky poopyhead' at the store. I've spent 6 days formulating a comeback, and I'd like to own him now."
"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"
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"I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease. Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone."