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Joke of the Day
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
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"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"
"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."
"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"
"Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar."
"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
"So two muffins are in an oven And on says, ""Gee, it's really hot in here."" And the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING A MUFFIN!"""
"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."