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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"
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"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"Did you know: the human body is 60% water, 20% hair, 34% rope, 9% tubes, 12% earrings, 99% eyes, 13% jubjubs, 6% dingdongs, 100% crannies"
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."
"Alan Rickman is dead sorry all the other subreddits were taken"
"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."
"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"
"What is a woman ? Man with a uterus somewhere"
"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."