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Joke of the Day

"oh hey mom. no i'm just Skyping with my girlfriend. what do you mean am i just playing a Vine of a girl saying i love you over and over"

"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."

"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."

"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon"

"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."

"Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese."

"What did the hungry boss give his worker? Their celery!"

"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""

"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"