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Joke of the Day
"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."
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"What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out."
"Happiness won't just walk into your life on its own. But neither will unhappiness. So if you don't want trouble in your life... then you'd best stay still and never move a muscle."
"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."
"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"
"Be the change you want to find in your couch."
"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."
"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"
"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"
"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."