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Joke of the Day
"What did the hungry boss give his worker? Their celery!"
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"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."
"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."
"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"
"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."
"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"
"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"A man walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"""
"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."