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Joke of the Day

"Why do first year film students like analyzing porn? It's easy to identify the climax."

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"Blow Bubbles ""Hey"", I said to my friend. ""You ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did"", he said. ""Well,"" I replied, ""I think he must have liked it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"

"5-year-old: *hits her sister* Me: Keep your hands to yourself. 5: Me: 5: *kicks* Me: And your feet. 5: Me: 5: *headbutts*"

"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""