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Joke of the Day
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
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"Two cows are sitting in a bath tub. One asks, ""Hey can you pass the soap?"" The other replies, ""No soap, radio"""
"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"
"Several ducks were found dead in a playground. Police are suspecting fowl play."
"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. Or masturbate. Either one works"
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."
"Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder"
"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"