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Joke of the Day
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."
"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""
"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."
"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
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"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"