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Joke of the Day

"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."

"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued..."

"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"

"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."

"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"

"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."

"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."