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Joke of the Day

"I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$"

"Why there are so many avenues in France? Because german soldiers like to march in the shade"

"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"

"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, but God knows how they got in there."

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."

"""Cellphones only work when you talk into them like you're trying to be heard over a buzzsaw screwing a freight train."" - My Dad"

"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."