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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."

"[supermarket] *Unpacks 60 items of groceries onto checkout area* CHECKOUT GIRL: I have a boyfriend. ME: Oh, OK. *slowly repacks trolley*"

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"

"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"I Was Going To Write A Theater Piece On Puns.... ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words."

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself."

"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""

"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"

"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"