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Joke of the Day

"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."

"[Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther"

"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."

"Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree? Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard..."

"The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted pepperoni but all they got was plain"

"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."