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Joke of the Day
"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"
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"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."
"I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song."
"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."
"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."
"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."
"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."
"I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,... Now they can afford more signs."
"Prostitutes are like fast food... Everyone has them, though they taste like shit."
"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."