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Joke of the Day

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."

"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."

"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."

"Be sure to use the word ""irony"" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird."

"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."

"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."

"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."

"What do you call a hot Filipino? A Filipino."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide."