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Joke of the Day

"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."

"17: If I was gay would you still love me? Me: Of course. 17: If I committed crimes? Me: Yes. 17: If I voted for Trump- Me: Dead to me."

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year."

"I Tried to Purchase Some Camouflage Clothes But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."

"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"

"What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?"