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Joke of the Day

"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."

"What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y"

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."

"I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait... Neither do you"

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."

"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."

"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"

"What does BBW actually stand for? Boobs below waist."

"My kids and I are exact opposites. They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me."

"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."