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Joke of the Day

"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."

"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"

"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""

"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."

"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"

"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."

"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"

"No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes."