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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."
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"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
"What's nine inches long, has a bright purple top, and made my wife cry when I fed it to her after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth"
"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."
"Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house? There wasn't [mushroom](http://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg)"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."
"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"
"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."
"What kind of dog do IT people prefer? A Dobie"