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Joke of the Day

"14: what could happen? Me: you could get her pregnant. 14: im not comfortable putting my dingaling in her thingaling Me:*writes suicide note"

"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"

"Who is Nickelback's biggest fan? Helen Keller."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... lightly roasted for that full bodied flavor."

"If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself."

"So the doctor tells me I have Cancer.... I said, ""That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."""

"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."

"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"

"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."

"Mail! Female!"