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Joke of the Day
"I Tried to Purchase Some Camouflage Clothes But I just couldn't see myself in them."
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"Chopped: College Edition. ""In your mystery basket: Ramen Noodles, coffee, crippling debt, a worthless degree. Chefs, you have 30 minutes."""
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