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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."

"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"

"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."

"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."

"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""

"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"