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Joke of the Day
"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"
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"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."
"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."
"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"
"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"
"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"
"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."
"What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*"