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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because they're all targets"
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"I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else. I had to do something to pass the time."
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume."
"What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast"
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e"
"How did the electron board the train? It lepton"
"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."
"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"