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Joke of the Day
"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."
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"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking."
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"
"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."
"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday"
"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"
"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""