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Joke of the Day
"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"
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"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""
"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"
"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"
"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."
"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."
"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"
"How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap."
"flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase"