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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."

"TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice... ...my deepest gondolances."

"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing. LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?"

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."