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Joke of the Day

"My heart goes out to all the parents who are about to see how much weight their kids have gained at college during the Thanksgiving break."

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."

"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""

"I think I'm allergic to cats. They give me stomach aches."

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"

"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."

"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."