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Joke of the Day

"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released? No? Well it's very underground right now."

"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."

"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"

"Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face... whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation."