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Joke of the Day
"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"
Next Joke
"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."
"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."
"F**k censorship"
"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."
"I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."
"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"
"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"
"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."