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Joke of the Day
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
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"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."
"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"
"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"
"The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth."
"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA. I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me."