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Joke of the Day
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
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"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"
"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"Achieve the ""smokey eye"" look by setting your head on fire."
"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"
"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."
"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."
"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."
"What's the difference between you and me? You came OUT of your mom's vagina."
"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"