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"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"
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"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."
"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
"[NSFW] What's brown and rhymes with snoop Dr. Dre"
"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."
"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"