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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"
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"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"
"*Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were ""a waste of money"" & ""clearly meant for a large child"" now?!"
"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil."
"If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl"
"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
"Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends."
"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."
"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"