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Joke of the Day

"Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends."

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"

"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"

"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."

"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"You say, ""I think we should see other people"" like I haven't been doing so ever since we started dating."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."