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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
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"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
"When I Die When I die, I want my last words to be ""I left a million dollars under the..."""
"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."
"*job interview* Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form"
"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"
"When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?"
"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"
"My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean."