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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor... She didn't suit me."
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"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"
"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam."
"What's the capital of Canada? Tim Hortons."
"""Where do escalators come from?"" ""Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."""
"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."