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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :("

"My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house when you're sick and yells, ""DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"""

"I once had a llama."

"Namast'ay Away from negative people."

"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"

"A cow walks into a bar n."

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."