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Joke of the Day

"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""

"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."

"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."

"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."

"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."

"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."

"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"

"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."

"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."