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Joke of the Day
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."
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"This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined."
"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."
"[in Batmobile] Superman: Hey Batman: Sup? S: Promise you won't be mad? B: [sighs] I asked if you had to go before we left the Batcave!!"
"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""
"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."