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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."
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"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"[Seance] *knock, knock* ME: Wh-who's there? [ouija board spells out A-T-C-H] ME: atch who? [spells out B-L-E-S-S-Y-O-U] ME: Dammit, Grandpa!"
"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"
"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"
"After this winter I'm so excited for spring... I wet my plants"
"Where do you hide after a murder? Behind a badge."
"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."