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Joke of the Day

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"The moment when you realise that you've just lost 10 seconds of your life. [Your life]^1^0^s^e^c^o^n^d^s"

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"""

"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""

"I fucked this retarded chick last night I wanted my first time to be special"

"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."

"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."