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Joke of the Day

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."

"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."

"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"

"How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"On my 5 year old's report card it said, ""He is encouraged to ask more questions"". ARE YOU KIDDING ME."

"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"