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Joke of the Day

"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"

"Women should come with permanent mood rings."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."

"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"

"Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him? It only takes one nail to put him on a wall."

"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"

"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"

"If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV"

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."