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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life."

"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"

"Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations."

"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."

"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."