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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"Ladies, if he leaves the stickers on his hat, that's his way of telling you he won't pay child support."

"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"

"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."

"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."

"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"

"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."