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Joke of the Day

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty."

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need"

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"

"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"R.I.P water You will be mist!"