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Joke of the Day

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, ""Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom""."

" Cat and tree a"

"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."

"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."

"[interview] HIM: What are your strengths? ME: Well, I can see dead people. HIM: Wow, interesting. Any hobbies? ME: Grave digging"

"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."

"When god is having a day with low self esteem... ...is He atheist because He doesn't believe in Himself?"