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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."

"My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school. Rings A Bell."

"I tried acting in porn movies but I only had small parts."

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."

"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""

"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."

"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"

"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."