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Joke of the Day
"There are 4 states of Matter Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Black Lives"
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"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
"A Limerick There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave, He said ""It's disgusting"", But she only needs dusting, Just think of the money I'll save!"
"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."
"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"
"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"
"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"
"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."
"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."